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Favourite pickup lines!

50 surviving posts · 29 Jul 2003 – 4 Aug 2003 · archived copy

1 Aug 2003, 3:06pm

#41

ITM Contributor

"Excuse me but you wouldn't happen to have any lip balm would you" - Works a treat at breaking the ice

Other than that
"Do you want to go halves in a rape charge"
"Can I smash your shitter" - I have heard a mate actually use it and it work.......admittitdly it was Joplins and it was 6am....need I say more?

Guy - Licks finger and wipes it on girl
Guy - "I better get you home and out of those wet clothes"

Not a pick up line but a good come back for the fella's
Guy - "Want to dance?"
Girl - "NO!"
Guy - "Oh I'm sorry you must have mis-heard me, I said "I think your arse looks really fat in that skirt/pants"

Resident idiot

1 Aug 2003, 5:26pm	#42
m3mbran3 Registered User	how much does a polar bear weight? i don't know, but enough to break the ice

1 Aug 2003, 5:58pm

#43

Detin8

Registered User

walk up and splash your drink on an girl followed by:
"well lets go home and get you out of these wet clothes"
Wink ;)
or
My face is leaving in five mins. would you like to be on it.

Sex drugs rock and rave,
Let's get smashed and misbehave,
On weed, speed and little E's,
Let's get fucked and talk to trees, Life'a a trip then you die fuck 'em all let's get HIGH!!!

MUNTED INC.
The only bussiness to be involved in. :o)

1 Aug 2003, 11:48pm

#44

LightningChyld

ITM Contributor

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayday
Youre all amatuers!!
Do you fancy a fuck? Mind laying down while I have one then?
Tripped over a tree lately? How about a root?
Do you sleep on your stomach? I was wondering if I could.
That skirt would look great on my bedroom floor.
Have any <<insert ethnic origin here, ie English>> in you? You want some then?
Whats got two thumbs, speaks french and likes blowjobs? (point to yourself with both thumbs) MOI!

Oh REAAAALLY Matthew?
Well then...I'd LOVE to be there to watch when you actually would USE one of these, instead of me pushing you towards the girl saying "Talk to her, go on, go on!"

May contain traces of Going Nuts

3 Aug 2003, 12:06pm	#45
itchy feet Registered User	i had a girl at the cumby the other night come and sit on my lap and introduce herself. the forward approach can be good. my feet are itching to dance!!!

3 Aug 2003, 7:02pm	#46
BeMyRaver Registered User	i got some loverly ones by a guy at bass station..! "look around you.. out of all the girls.. your the most gorgeous and im dancing with you.." brenda snickers and keeps on dancing!!! Life.. is all about expression.. so express your self!!

4 Aug 2003, 9:43am

#47

Errrrrrrrrrrrp

Registered User

Quote:

Originally posted by Psyclic

Guy - Licks finger and wipes it on girl
Guy - "I better get you home and out of those wet clothes"

My mate used to say she thought this pick up line was the best so when we were in Turkey another mate and I convinced a Turkish guy to say it to her (she hadn't seen us enter the bar...and she was very well on her way...).

Bless his cotton socks it went more like this:

Guy - Licks finger and wipes it on girl
Guy - "You, wet clothes, out of"

Her face was hilarious though ("Hey! That's my line!...")

4 Aug 2003, 9:47am

#48

Deity

ITM Contributor

Quote:

Originally posted by Errrrrrrrrrrrp

My mate used to say she thought this pick up line was the best so when we were in Turkey another mate and I convinced a Turkish guy to say it to her (she hadn't seen us enter the bar...and she was very well on her way...).

Bless his cotton socks it went more like this:

Guy - Licks finger and wipes it on girl
Guy - "You, wet clothes, out of"

Her face was hilarious though ("Hey! That's my line!...")

4 Aug 2003, 12:06pm	#49
dnb_lurva Registered User	u people make me larf really hard..... Don't hate me because Im Beautiful

4 Aug 2003, 1:00pm	#50
P0W3R_R4V3R Registered User	Here's one I'm using lately: "My ankle is fucked, how about you take care of the rest of me?" Hmmm... G I M M E A M U T H A F U C K I N B A S S L I N E . . . <<- MUNTED INC / DA KREW / NU SKOOL HOOVER KREW ->>