Favourite pickup lines!

What are yours? I mean, no one really uses them seriously (or do you?) here's a couple I like to throw around for shits and giggles..

"Hi there! You're really beautiful, and i'm ugly...wanna fuck and make average babies?"

"Hi. I'm James mORGAN, little 'm' big 'ORGAN' - you might have heard of me"

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

do you like fruit?
how about a date?

walk down rundle mall one day i had

"is your father a theif? .. bcoz i think he stold diamonds and put them in your eyes"

used on me!

*giggle*

i think there for sleeze bags..

but heres a good 1

"wanna fuck?"

is that a mirror in your pocket?? i can see my self in your pantsss-a

did it work my raver and do they actualy work fuken grrrr

dam i was gonna use that 1 bitchin what bout
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

this new method of mine
may not work everytime
but then again no method will
i've been spat at n slapped
& kneed in the knackers
but then i've had a few fux aswell
(everybody)
do ya Fuk on 1st date's
does ur dad own a brewery
can i feel ya tits
or....

I may not be wilma flinstone , but i can sure make ur bed rock!!

i ahvent pick'd up, so i wouldnt know

as for funny one's !

"im in the army, i blow up ****s ... can i blow up ur's ?"

i'd like to get in your knickers

why? there's already one arsehole in there

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.


Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"


They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

sorry if i offended anyone,......

Do you put out?

unfortunatly im usually full of them

*Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world
*Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
*If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
*What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
*You are the reason men fall in love
*If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever
*Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
*If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
*You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
*I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
* Lets play house, you be the screen door and ill slam you all night long
* lets play lion tamer, ill put my head in you mouth

many appologies there mostly cheesey

*That shirt looks very becoming on you, if i was on you id be cuming to

"I've lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

"Aren't you tired?"
"Why?"
"Cos you've been running through my mind all day"

"Hi, i'm James"

Works a treat

You got to love a good pick up line, purely for the fact it takes a shameless person to say it to you. (which is always amusing)

well here' s a few for ya.

1)I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.


2)Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going


3)The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.


4)Give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

though i have never been game to use one, this is one i know

guy - would you like an australian kiss
girl - whats that
guy - it's like a french kiss but downunder



edit: sp

One of my mates uses:
How you doing? (then winks at the girl)

I don't ever use pick up lines. It's just not right.

this thread is great!! 8-)

JamesM i could picture u using these cheesy lines on girls! Maybe not now though.

I once had this guy come up to me in a book store when i left and he said that he thought i was very attractive and would like to take me out for a drink some time. It wan't cheesy but i wasn't about to go out for a drink with a complete stranger.

just pick something about a girl that u think is nice... but not the usual stuff like... u have nice eyes or nice tits or a crackin ass...

More originality... like.. Wow u have really nice teeth... or u have really good dress sense... or your nose is really cute....

Trust me guys.... that stuff is dynamyte!!!!


From d ultimate ceductor... or at least in my own lunchbox

I've never actually had a pick line used on me successfully.

One guy who I semi-saw for a while got to know me by physically holding me back from a bouncer at Minke on NYE though! Maybe THAT'S the secret boys! (Long long story, to do with rain, altered mind, a stamp I had and being refused entry although I had express... grr to that bouncer! Wasn't Minke Mal though.
I'm not joking about the physically holding back either. I wanted to smack out the bouncer! NOT a good idea for future reference! Meh. You get that when cold, soaking wet, in a line for 20mins for no reason with a slightly befuddled mind.

Is your dad a terrorist?
because baby your da bomb,

Do you run a chicken farm?
because you are good at raising cock

/end cheese

Youre all amatuers!!

Do you fancy a fuck? Mind laying down while I have one then?

Tripped over a tree lately? How about a root?

Do you sleep on your stomach? I was wondering if I could.

That skirt would look great on my bedroom floor.

Have any <<insert ethnic origin here, ie English>> in you? You want some then?

Whats got two thumbs, speaks french and likes blowjobs? (point to yourself with both thumbs) MOI!

clock lover...whack two hands anda face on this one baby

like chocolate i've got half a bar

(girls love this shit....nah they REALLY do)

I cant say pickup lines, but the mobile works a treat

The Future is Bright..........The Future is Energy!

Naked "Oh my God! A mobile phone! *grabs candy bar wrapper off ground* ....OK...now I'm really fucked..."

Me: "Hi, I bet you 2 bucks I can make your tits move without touching them"

Girl: "Haha what are ya, psycic? You cant do that."

Me: *grabs tits*

Me: "Looks like I lost"

Generally followed by a swift kick in the nuts, occasionally complimented with legal action.

How good will Enchanted be?

LYW eLmoX