Gods plan

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day
resting.

He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've
made" said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is
it?"

"Its a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For
example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth
while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will
be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black
people." God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one
will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of
land and asked, "What's that?"

"Ah," said God. "That's South Australia, the most glorious place on
earth. There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of
the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
politicians. The people from South Australia are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the
world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving,
and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the wankers I'm putting next
to them in Victoria."

Discuss

Yes, indeed, its the fundamentals to the asupicious way of life in South Australia.

Proving in fact that Victorians being Wankers is not a self perpetuated myth, as many would have you believe, but rather a pre-determined ideology, set in theological stone!

This relates however, to the very few indignant characters that grace our humble shore/boundry are of bloodline not as pure as ours here in South Australia...

If anyone is offended by this, take heed in the fact that I am a foreigner, indeed someone who bares the brunt of a lot of sheep *belligerently shakes head*/jokes....

should post it in the VIC forums

Do people that move from SA to Victoria raise the average IQ of both states?

I first saw that some time ago except SA was NZ and Victoria was Australia and IMHO it sounds better that way

PURE GOLD!!!


luv ur work lachy! hehe

i'll be here all week

you forgot one bit.

Michael then pointed at Tas and said "i now understand you plan but what about that part, it's so alone and its at the arse end of the world"

God replied "very true, it may be the arse end of the world and even though you are welcome to come anywhere you want on tas, the balance lies in that you'll end up in jail for being in the arse end...."

Being that I am originally from WA, this joke doesn't affect me in the slightest!!!

Could be used nicely though!

im plastering this all over college. this is solid gold.

Stinken Mexicans....