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What happens when you cross a goat and a goose?

What happens when you cross a goat and a goose?

32 surviving posts · 21 May 2004 – 26 May 2004 · archived copy

Old 21 May 2004, 5:53pm#1
LOCSmiley
The Judge
What happens when you cross a goat and a goose?

don't look at me - i'm asking you

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Old 21 May 2004, 6:11pm#2
goatboy
bling bling

well whatever it is it would have to be better looking than you! tongue

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Old 21 May 2004, 6:15pm#3
LOCSmiley
The Judge

u reckon, rhino's are considered to be great in stature and ruggedly good lookingStick Out Tongue

unlike goats that are just seen as annoying things that eat everythingStick Out Tongue

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Old 21 May 2004, 6:18pm#4
goatboy
bling bling
Quote:
Originally posted by LOCSmiley
unlike goats that are just seen as annoying things that eat everythingStick Out Tongue

and you forgot horny Smilie
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Old 21 May 2004, 6:31pm#5
LightningChyld
ITM Contributor

*Waits for some bullshit complaint about this thread "Not being appropriate"*

A goat and a Goose?

A Gootse, of course. Jesus boys, everyone knows that!

A horny bird likk creature with hooves, that lays eggs while eating Tin cans!

May contain traces of Going Nuts

Old 21 May 2004, 6:39pm#6
BuzsteR
Chillster.

i dont know ... what do u when u across a goat and a goose ?

bleh

"together what i dream,
all alone out on the street,
baby we can leave the crud,
when you hold me do you dream ..."

Old 21 May 2004, 6:44pm#7
LOCSmiley
The Judge

i'd say a rhino's horn is bigger and more prominent then a goats

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and then

Don't Forget also
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to - INFUSION & MATT DEEKAY @ Garage 17/9/04

Old 21 May 2004, 6:47pm#8
BuzsteR
Chillster.

its something kninky then ?

"together what i dream,
all alone out on the street,
baby we can leave the crud,
when you hold me do you dream ..."

Old 21 May 2004, 7:29pm#9
goatboy
bling bling

you will have to wait for all to be revealed next fri night 8-)

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Old 21 May 2004, 7:30pm#10
BuzsteR
Chillster.

i wanna know now

please man, ill like give ya some willy wonka nerds ! Stoned Cheesy Grin

"together what i dream,
all alone out on the street,
baby we can leave the crud,
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Old 21 May 2004, 8:12pm#11
Nodsta
Registered User
Quote:
Originally posted by LightningChyld

A Gootse, of course. Jesus boys, everyone knows that!


Now all i can think of is Goatsee!
(memories there I really didnt want to have back)

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Old 21 May 2004, 8:51pm#12
LOCSmiley
The Judge

you have memories?

This Week at The Cumby:

Friday - Fashion - the best in house Music with Brendon, K2, Lachy Pender, Didge and guests

Saturday - Das Haus - the sexiest haus music and breaks around with Dlux, Lachy Pender, Didge, Pab and guests

and then

Don't Forget also
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to - INFUSION & MATT DEEKAY @ Garage 17/9/04

Old 22 May 2004, 3:50am#13
shr3dder
James Lover
Quote:
Originally posted by Nodsta


Now all i can think of is Goatsee!
(memories there I really didnt want to have back)

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LOLLOLLOL
Quote:
Originally posted by Brick
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Old 24 May 2004, 12:56am#14
LightningChyld
ITM Contributor

Goatse is bad and evil and should never be seen by anyone...
Tubgirl is just as bad!

May contain traces of Going Nuts

Old 24 May 2004, 6:16pm#15
The Devil
Cammyxxoo & Chrysoula

What happens when you cross a goat and a goose?

you get "Sprio the Goat Fucker" into a plucking mood

BETTER THE DEVIL YOU KNOW.

Old 25 May 2004, 2:10pm#16
cammyxxoo
Back from holidays

Woot to Adelaide for finally posting some bollux threads!

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Old 25 May 2004, 3:00pm#17
LOCSmiley
The Judge

but is it really bollux - or is it just a ploy of some higher being who likes to paly god and cross breed farm animals?

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Old 25 May 2004, 3:28pm#18
cammyxxoo
Back from holidays
Quote:
Originally posted by LOCSmiley
but is it really bollux - or is it just a ploy of some higher being who likes to paly god and cross breed farm animals?

Hmmm... good question...!

I guess it's just lacking the dance music content that we all like to read on these forums is all... Wink

Maybe you could breed a goat-goose animal that could mix breaks or something, then it would be more relevant? Big Grin

LOL

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pro-mo-ter (noun) - The region of an operon that acts as the initial binding site for RNA polymerase.

pub-lic re-la-tions (noun) - The art or science of establishing and promoting a favorable relationship with the public.


It makes your float thru crowds... it makes you smile at strangers... it's just the greatest state of being...

Old 25 May 2004, 3:31pm#19
LOCSmiley
The Judge
Quote:
Originally posted by cammyxxoo


Hmmm... good question...!

I guess it's just lacking the dance music content that we all like to read on these forums is all... Wink

Maybe you could breed a goat-goose animal that could mix breaks or something, then it would be more relevant? Big Grin

LOL

but cammy let me ask u the question - is it really lacking dance music content?

This Week at The Cumby:

Friday - Fashion - the best in house Music with Brendon, K2, Lachy Pender, Didge and guests

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and then

Don't Forget also
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to - INFUSION & MATT DEEKAY @ Garage 17/9/04

Old 25 May 2004, 3:34pm#20
cammyxxoo
Back from holidays
Quote:
Originally posted by LOCSmiley


but cammy let me ask u the question - is it really lacking dance music content?

Hm, if all is revealed on Friday... I'm guessing some dancing goose-goat will be at the Cumby - eh eh eh..?

I stand corrected - carry on.

Smilie

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pro-mo-ter (noun) - The region of an operon that acts as the initial binding site for RNA polymerase.

pub-lic re-la-tions (noun) - The art or science of establishing and promoting a favorable relationship with the public.


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Old 25 May 2004, 3:38pm#21
LOCSmiley
The Judge

no not at cumby

maybe at garage though when goatboy and the goose grace the decks at Fabric's dirty double header - part 1

This Week at The Cumby:

Friday - Fashion - the best in house Music with Brendon, K2, Lachy Pender, Didge and guests

Saturday - Das Haus - the sexiest haus music and breaks around with Dlux, Lachy Pender, Didge, Pab and guests

and then

Don't Forget also
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to - INFUSION & MATT DEEKAY @ Garage 17/9/04

Old 25 May 2004, 3:46pm#22
cammyxxoo
Back from holidays
Quote:
Originally posted by LOCSmiley
no not at cumby

maybe at garage though when goatboy and the goose grace the decks at Fabric's dirty double header - part 1

Aaaaaaaaaaaah - all IS revealed! And not even Friday yet!

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pro-mo-ter (noun) - The region of an operon that acts as the initial binding site for RNA polymerase.

pub-lic re-la-tions (noun) - The art or science of establishing and promoting a favorable relationship with the public.


It makes your float thru crowds... it makes you smile at strangers... it's just the greatest state of being...

Old 26 May 2004, 12:36pm#23
vinum
Registered User

Ahh, I think that you will find that trying to cross a goat with a goose would be difficult, well at least using traditional molecular techniques. However if you were to say, take a more direct approach, ie invitro fert of either animal with the reciprocal animal, chances are that wouldnt work either... basically rejection of DNA from another background. But stem cell research, now there is a feasible option.

Old 26 May 2004, 1:48pm#24
LOCSmiley
The Judge

what about if we just go the old fashioned way and get em drunk?

This Week at The Cumby:

Friday - Fashion - the best in house Music with Brendon, K2, Lachy Pender, Didge and guests

Saturday - Das Haus - the sexiest haus music and breaks around with Dlux, Lachy Pender, Didge, Pab and guests

and then

Don't Forget also
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to - INFUSION & MATT DEEKAY @ Garage 17/9/04

Old 26 May 2004, 3:14pm#25
cammyxxoo
Back from holidays
Quote:
Originally posted by vinum
Ahh, I think that you will find that trying to cross a goat with a goose would be difficult, well at least using traditional molecular techniques. However if you were to say, take a more direct approach, ie invitro fert of either animal with the reciprocal animal, chances are that wouldnt work either... basically rejection of DNA from another background. But stem cell research, now there is a feasible option.

Ah, Vinum - long time no science posts - good to see you back, bringing the IQ of the Adelaide forums up to double figures Big Grin

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pub-lic re-la-tions (noun) - The art or science of establishing and promoting a favorable relationship with the public.


It makes your float thru crowds... it makes you smile at strangers... it's just the greatest state of being...

Old 26 May 2004, 3:28pm#26
shr3dder
James Lover
Quote:
Originally posted by LOCSmiley
what about if we just go the old fashioned way and get em drunk?

i'm with lachy, fuck science, get em drunk
Quote:
Originally posted by Brick
im into Trance, Hard house, DnB, Hardcore and other stuff of the like.
Old 26 May 2004, 3:32pm#27
vinum
Registered User
Quote:
Originally posted by shr3dder


i'm with lachy, fuck science, get em drunk

Yeah, give it a shot, what could possibly go wrong....
Old 26 May 2004, 3:36pm#28
shr3dder
James Lover
Quote:
Originally posted by vinum


Yeah, give it a shot, what could possibly go wrong....



hmm the goat could be TOO drunk, could lead to problems

have to make sure the goat finds the right hole as wellOff Chops
Quote:
Originally posted by Brick
im into Trance, Hard house, DnB, Hardcore and other stuff of the like.
Old 26 May 2004, 3:42pm#29
cammyxxoo
Back from holidays
Quote:
Originally posted by shr3dder
i'm with lachy, fuck science, get em drunk

Not disagreeing, I'd pick getting drunk over science any day!

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pro-mo-ter (noun) - The region of an operon that acts as the initial binding site for RNA polymerase.

pub-lic re-la-tions (noun) - The art or science of establishing and promoting a favorable relationship with the public.


It makes your float thru crowds... it makes you smile at strangers... it's just the greatest state of being...

Old 26 May 2004, 4:49pm#30
vinum
Registered User

of late I am sick of both booze and science...

seen too many grapes, read too many papers...

Old 26 May 2004, 5:50pm#31
LOCSmiley
The Judge

i just realised i accidentially edited cass' post instead of putting my own up - sorry dude

This Week at The Cumby:

Friday - Fashion - the best in house Music with Brendon, K2, Lachy Pender, Didge and guests

Saturday - Das Haus - the sexiest haus music and breaks around with Dlux, Lachy Pender, Didge, Pab and guests

and then

Don't Forget also
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to - INFUSION & MATT DEEKAY @ Garage 17/9/04

Old 26 May 2004, 5:56pm#32
shr3dder
James Lover

hahahah thats ok man, i noticed it before and wondered why u didnt just say it ur self tongue

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