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Jackass - What do you think?

Jackass - What do you think?

35 surviving posts · 27 Feb 2003 – 10 Mar 2003 · archived copy

Old 27 Feb 2003, 11:45pm#1
Albino_kun
Has anybody seen my brain
Jackass - What do you think?

Anyone seen the Jackass movie yet? What did you think? I thought it was juvenile, and fucking hilarious. Love the snow conesick Big Grin Big Grin

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Old 28 Feb 2003, 12:00am#2
Psycho_182
the classic edition

i haven't seen it yet, but am waiting to.
i watched the tv show last night and when they tried to eat 20 boiled eggs in an hour and spewed about 10 times, i decided that i want to go and watch it.
i saw gangs of ny today, it was really good!
jackass next.

yeah, in your bra

Old 28 Feb 2003, 12:48am#3
Albino_kun
Has anybody seen my brain

you thought the eggs were bad, see the movie. laughed my ass off the whole time. I saw the episode on the other night too, i loved when they set up the heavy metal band in bam margera's dads room and woke him up at 2am, pricelessBig Grin Big Grin Big Grin .

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Old 28 Feb 2003, 12:48pm#4
shr3dder
James Lover

i love the show, seeing the movie tonight Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

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Old 28 Feb 2003, 4:09pm#5
miss ribbon
SA Editor & Forum Biatch

jackass rules

nuff said

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Old 1 Mar 2003, 7:33pm#6
vieira4
Registered User

Just about to go into town to see it - if it's half as good as i'm hoping i'll laugh my ass off!

"Here he is....the biggest dusche in the universe"

Old 5 Mar 2003, 12:02am#7
vieira4
Registered User

Great film. Snorting lines of wasabi, need I say more?

"Here he is....the biggest dusche in the universe"

Old 5 Mar 2003, 8:33am#8
a_sixunhuit
Where there is no light

Juvenile and stupid.

I thought it was rated MA yet I saw plenty of 13 year olds last night when I saw it.

Not to mention the dickheads that jumped in a trolley then smashed into a car with it. One guy gashing his head severly.

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 8:44am#9
jamesy
meachie's gal

Haven't seen it yet but hearing how much ppl were laughing makes me want to see it now.

Old 5 Mar 2003, 10:34am#10
PHunkY PHreX
Registered User

Fuckin Brilliant!

Saw it last Friday, and im getting it on VCD off a mate in a day or so, i loved it! i was seriously laughing the whole time, i was in pain i was laughing so much!

Me and my friends are now inspired to take our bike videos in a different direction. Is anyone interested in doing something stupid for our camera?

Old 5 Mar 2003, 11:10am#11
a_sixunhuit
Where there is no light
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Originally posted by PHunkY PHreX
Me and my friends are now inspired to take our bike videos in a different direction. Is anyone interested in doing something stupid for our camera?
Cool... you'll look so good when you have your collar bone coming out of your body at a 45 degree angle near your neck.

Won't that be FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Morons of society line up line up.

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 11:15am#12
P0W3R_R4V3R
Penguin #2
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Originally posted by a_sixunhuit
Cool... you'll look so good when you have your collar bone coming out of your body at a 45 degree angle near your neck.

Won't that be FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Morons of society line up line up.

I think someone got outta the wrong side of the bed. If people wanna be cockheads and do stupid shit for the benefit of others and makin them laugh, be my guest! LOL

HAHAHAHAHA!! I can't believe that midget kicked himself in the head. WEE-MAN RULES!

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 11:20am#13
a_sixunhuit
Where there is no light

Hardly.

Why would you potentially want to kill or maim yourself?

Hmm.. national level snowboarder (Canadian) thought it would be cool to descend the stairs in his hotel room in a 'different' fashion whilst capturing the moment on video tape about 2 weeks ago.

The result: Death. Falling on head from 5 stories.

Last night.. saw a guy tear his head apart outside the movie cinema I saw Jackass at (as a result of performing a wannabe Jackass stunt).

The result: At least 20 or 30 stiches.

Yeah... how does your epitaph read? "I fell on my head trying to be a Jackass".

That would be cool... I wish I could do that.

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 11:29am#14
P0W3R_R4V3R
Penguin #2

I know where ya comin from, if ya gonna pull a stupid stunt and you hurt yaself... you got no one to blame but yaself. On the other hand.... dressing up like a 60 year old and cruising down a main street in an electric wheelchair and makin some unsuspecting dude chase ya is just plain funny.

Johnny Knoxville... you've made a mint out of bein a twat.

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 11:31am#15
a_sixunhuit
Where there is no light
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Originally posted by P0W3R_R4V3R
I know where ya comin from, if ya gonna pull a stupid stunt and you hurt yaself... you got no one to blame but yaself. On the other hand.... dressing up like a 60 year old and cruising down a main street in an electric wheelchair and makin some unsuspecting dude chase ya is just plain funny.
That's the difference. As long as you're not hurting anyone then it's not soo bad. Just as long as the dude coming down the street after you doesn't have a heart attack!!!

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 12:16pm#16
JamesM
Munt Squad

Lets say i'm going to jump out my office window now into the bushes below....

What the fuck do you care if I kill myself?dunno

MDMA doesn't change the fact you are a dickhead. Don't hug me.

JamesM - Treading a fine line between confidence and arrogance since 1982

Old 5 Mar 2003, 1:18pm#17
a_sixunhuit
Where there is no light
Quote:
Originally posted by JamesM
What the fuck do you care if I kill myself?dunno

1. What if you injure someone else?
2. Do you have private health cover, probably not.
2a. You take up a hospital bed for someone who really needs.
2b. My taxes are paying for your fucked up head and ass to survive.

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 2:06pm#18
oOtidygirlOo
Resident Pessimist
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Originally posted by a_sixunhuit
Last night.. saw a guy tear his head apart outside the movie cinema I saw Jackass at (as a result of performing a wannabe Jackass stunt).

The result: At least 20 or 30 stiches.

Are you serious? That's horrible! What is the rating by the way, 15 or 18+? I dont know about a 15 or 16 year old, but you'd think any person over 18 would have a little more common sense than to immitate what goes on in Jackass.

I've only seen it once on TV and thought some parts were funny but overall, pretty lame. Everyone will get sick of it soon, just like any other loony television show.
Old 5 Mar 2003, 2:23pm#19
JamesM
Munt Squad
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Originally posted by a_sixunhuit


1. What if you injure someone else?
2. Do you have private health cover, probably not.
2a. You take up a hospital bed for someone who really needs.
2b. My taxes are paying for your fucked up head and ass to survive.

Ive never seen the Jackass crew injure anyone else....

MDMA doesn't change the fact you are a dickhead. Don't hug me.

JamesM - Treading a fine line between confidence and arrogance since 1982

Old 5 Mar 2003, 3:48pm#20
PHunkY PHreX
Registered User

come on guys? who wants to do hurt themselves for my video?

sure we've got people gettin really hurt from a bad crash, and lotsa stupid non-bike related things, but we now want stupid non-bike related things where people get hurt!

tidygirl: the movie is rated MA15+.

and those guys probably all had private medical insurance, they are all fuckin rich as! i mean, who can afford to do the rent-a-car demolition? and then go and destroy a few golf buggies?

if only i had no brains and rich parents...

... looks like ill have to stay safe, and poor.

Old 5 Mar 2003, 3:54pm#21
a_sixunhuit
Where there is no light
Quote:
Originally posted by JamesM


Ive never seen the Jackass crew injure anyone else....
Of course you haven't. Duh. I've never seen police brutality, or anyone ever get hurt in the filming of any feature.

And for the record the move is MA. Not that the cinemas seem to enforce it.

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 3:57pm#22
JamesM
Munt Squad

Jeez man, you're really bitter aren't you?

It's just a fucking movie!

MDMA doesn't change the fact you are a dickhead. Don't hug me.

JamesM - Treading a fine line between confidence and arrogance since 1982

Old 5 Mar 2003, 4:31pm#23
a_sixunhuit
Where there is no light
Quote:
Originally posted by JamesM
Jeez man, you're really bitter aren't you?

It's just a fucking movie!
Bitter? More like concerned. Even more so since I saw a kid open up his head the other night in a copycat effort.

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 4:38pm#24
JamesM
Munt Squad

Fair enough then...

But how old is this kid? I'm so over movies/books/music/tv being blamed for peoples actions.

He's obviously a bit of a tool if he tried to copy em.

MDMA doesn't change the fact you are a dickhead. Don't hug me.

JamesM - Treading a fine line between confidence and arrogance since 1982

Old 5 Mar 2003, 4:39pm#25
Naked
Freeform Feind

I've still got the jackass episodes somewhere... great for a laugh!

Not sure if i'd pay $12 to see Johnny Knoxville get bashed by a pro boxer...actually... i think i would Big Grin

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 8:57pm#26
a_sixunhuit
Where there is no light
Quote:
Originally posted by JamesM
Fair enough then...

But how old is this kid? I'm so over movies/books/music/tv being blamed for peoples actions.

He's obviously a bit of a tool if he tried to copy em.
I hate books/music/tv being blamed for things too. It's usually a clutching at straws scenario as well.

However, when a 15-17 year old kid walks out of a movie cinema with a few mates, grabs a trolley, jumps in and gets mashed, who do you blame?

Well you can blame parents for not being responsible enough or for not giving him the smarts, but ultimately, it's the movie that gave him the direct concept.

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Old 5 Mar 2003, 9:29pm#27
PHunkY PHreX
Registered User

your right! maybe they should make movies about doing well at school and how to study. they would have a great affect on the young people of today!

but maybe not as funny. well, after seeing videos at my school, it would be funny, they always have funny 80's electronica as the theme music, always a laugh!

but really, what do you care if a kid goes out and hurts themselves? there is nothing different from jumping in a shopping trolly and crashing it, than hoping on a mountain bike and throwong yourself off a cliff, or popping pills that you can't be garanteed will be good? there will always be risks, and tis about the fun!

let them hurt themselves doing a stupider than normal activity! altho i can't see how tourchering yourself would be fun, but then again i have done something similar to the muscle stimulator...

meh! its a pointless battle, its stupid, dangerous, and funny! just as long as no one else gets hurt!

each to their own!

and there is a similar series out, can't remember the name, but its more the stupid stuff, minus the pain, and from memory funnier, i think they were bodyboarders? ill ask my mate, he has the vidz at home.

Old 5 Mar 2003, 9:55pm#28
barthezz
Registered User

yeah, when you find out can you post it up? I would love to get a hold of some more of that kind of senseless comedy!

I saw jackass at the fresh fm premiere and i dont ever remember laughing so hard for 1.5 hours!

Old 7 Mar 2003, 2:15am#29
JayDubz
Registered User

seen the movie
some of it is pretty funny
like the old episodes better though
the movie is just like an extended episode

loved the old people

Old 7 Mar 2003, 10:28am#30
miss ribbon
SA Editor & Forum Biatch
it's very rare that my voice is one of reason but here goes....

i do agree with all points made on here...if you are a regular viewer of jackass (I am but am yet to see the movie - viva psyclic for hooking me up with a copy soon though!) you would be well aware that not only does it show how much fun it is and how much of a laff everyone gets out of it, but they also show what it's like when they stack and crack and hurt themselves or even worse get busted by the fuzz for their antics.

I mean overall they're just stoopid minda stoner beer drinkin skater lads, but when it all comes down to it, they are now fucking rich stoopid minda stoner beer drinkin skater lads who every now and again have to suffer the consequences of their actions. God if the spent as much time stressing about how their actions effect others than as y'all do the they never woulda got this shit of the ground and we would be able to laff at it now would we? hmmm?

johnny knoxville is married with a kid...imagine being his wife!

while mtv *think* they are hardcore, they also well renowned for their conservative attitude towards things and if it was *that* bad, they wouldn't show iot, and they certainly would not be paying johnny $US1 million ( i kid you not) per episode to get up to those kind of hi jinks now would they?

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Old 7 Mar 2003, 10:43am#31
JamesM
Munt Squad

In the grand scheme of things, it's pretty bloody soft isn't it?

I mean, with all of the crap that goes on in the world today - watching Johnny and crew do stupid shit and hurt themselves really doesn't rate.

Just turn on the news and watch about terrorist bombings in the phillipines, Iraq, North Korea, murders, serial killers, rape, child porn etc....

I think we got more to worry about than Jackass...

MDMA doesn't change the fact you are a dickhead. Don't hug me.

JamesM - Treading a fine line between confidence and arrogance since 1982

Old 7 Mar 2003, 10:44am#32
miss ribbon
SA Editor & Forum Biatch

big ups to you jamesm..you win the dr phil award for telling it like it is!

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Old 10 Mar 2003, 10:41am#33
mazzie
ITM Contributor
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Originally posted by a_sixunhuit
That's the difference. As long as you're not hurting anyone then it's not soo bad. Just as long as the dude coming down the street after you doesn't have a heart attack!!!


ummmm... shouldnt it be as long as your not hurting anyone else?

if you chose to hurt yourself, well thats a personal decision... some people might find it funny others not...

each to their own.. if you dont like it, dont watch it, simple, just dont belittle others because they are amused.
Old 10 Mar 2003, 3:10pm#34
miss ribbon
SA Editor & Forum Biatch

uh oh! mazzie's inside the place guys...just be warned...

she knows best

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robyn is right - you should always support those who support you
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Old 10 Mar 2003, 10:30pm#35
Napalmcookie
Registered User

I guess that given the intellectual and somewhat esoteric nature of the humor, Jackass is bound to fly over some heads.Stick Out Tongue

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