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Breath Testing by Bouncers....

Breath Testing by Bouncers....

50 surviving posts · 7 Aug 2008 – 21 Aug 2008 · archived copy

Old 7 Aug 2008, 8:42pm#1
James Corbett
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Breath Testing by Bouncers....

Read it in the paper today, a suggestion for Bouncers to be able to breath test patrons before entering the venue...

Sounds like a good idea to keep the club safer from drunken nobs, but then those drunken nobs are all out on the street causing trouble. And would it also increase drink driving? Some people are stupid enough to get drunk and then not drink for the last hour or two, but if they get sent home early what are they gonna do? Public transport ends at 12... so the only option is taxis.. fine for blokes, but not for women...

What do you guys think?

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Old 7 Aug 2008, 9:36pm#2
twelve
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i think that sux.

Old 7 Aug 2008, 9:57pm#3
ehcoroche
Registered User

pubs and clubs are mostly about drinking.... i understand that people want to reduce alcohol consumption, and the violence that occasionally follows and all that shit.... but really, banning people who blow??? what??? is just gonna make people angrier

Old 7 Aug 2008, 10:03pm#4
James Corbett
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Well it would be complete paro nobs that get refused im guessing, obviously bouncers will look after the clubs they work for....

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Old 7 Aug 2008, 10:41pm#5
cr2004
chalk and cheese

heres an idea - dont let the paro nobs in anyway. They already have the right to refuse entry.

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Old 7 Aug 2008, 10:49pm#6
Beds
Registered User

Dam bouncers..."Try another place booyyzzzz" "Nah mate not tonite youse had to much" Mad X( The breathalyser is just another excuse to keep you out. I sense a conspiracy happening Chinstroker :stroke:

Old 8 Aug 2008, 2:23am#7
BuzsteR
to emo to be emo.

if someone was going to hit me with it, i would just not bother with them, its just another stupid idea.

fuck signatures.

Old 8 Aug 2008, 7:22am#8
dbb618
All Hail

You can be an agro wanker on .1, and a happy clubber just there to dance and socialise at 0.15.

Who will get in , the agro wanker?

some people can handle their drinks a lot better, others are cadbury boys and girls.

why not just leave it up to the discretion of the bouncers? they can already refuse you entry if they think you are too drunk.

another stupid idea.

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Old 8 Aug 2008, 8:18am#9
Xpose
huh?

It is another attempt to turn us into a fucking nanny state. I think luckily the majority of venues will kick up a stink, most of the bigger venues make a killing off the people at that level of paro


Old 8 Aug 2008, 8:23am#10
dbb618
All Hail

yeah, can't see HQ turning away 19 year drunken slappers in miniskirts with their tits half hanging out.

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Old 8 Aug 2008, 8:24am#11
WINGZ
Cold Chillin

Fuckin shit idea i wont get let in anywhere LOL :lol:

You pickin up what I'm puttin down?

Old 8 Aug 2008, 10:27am#12
Balthazar B
Saturday Night Palsy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xpose
It is another attempt to turn us into a fucking nanny state. I think luckily the majority of venues will kick up a stink, most of the bigger venues make a killing off the people at that level of paro

2. Balthazar B

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Old 8 Aug 2008, 10:32am#13
Mugsy
Registered User

They should test the Bouncers for roids more than anything lol meat heads

Old 8 Aug 2008, 10:39am#14
TroyShaun
Retarded User

fuck drinking take drugz!!!

Old 8 Aug 2008, 12:43pm#15
justbustinloose
Registered User
Quote:
Originally Posted by cr2004
heres an idea - dont let the paro nobs in anyway. They already have the right to refuse entry.

Exactly. i havent seen to many bouncers let paro guys into the clubs i go to. girls maybe.
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Old 8 Aug 2008, 4:46pm#16
NeeTz
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TroyShaun
fuck drinking take drugz!!!

then they might introduce drug testing upon entry LOL :lol:

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Old 8 Aug 2008, 11:56pm#17
Thumb
Registered User

frankly you HAVE to be paro to want to go to most of the clubs in Adelaide

Old 9 Aug 2008, 4:00pm#18
WINGZ
Cold Chillin

^^^^ LOL :lol: true

You pickin up what I'm puttin down?

Old 9 Aug 2008, 4:42pm#19
Balthazar B
Saturday Night Palsy

I wish someone would've told me to go home last weekend...

fuck.

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Old 9 Aug 2008, 4:56pm#20
TroyShaun
Retarded User
Quote:
Originally Posted by NeeTz
then they might introduce drug testing upon entry LOL :lol:

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Old 9 Aug 2008, 5:33pm#21
NeeTz
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TroyShaun
"can you show me your id, and piss into this cup for me. thanks"

yes and we'd just like to take a blood sample and fingerprint you crazy :crazy:

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Old 10 Aug 2008, 5:53pm#22
Snotbag
Registered User

Fucking garbage. Parro knobs get refused entry into venues anyway.

but hows this;
me and a mate ended up at the berkley in the early hours of yesterday morning after a lot of other venues shut. The cops were making regular enterances walking in and out of the joint to make sure the bar staff werent serving intoxicated patrons.

After sinking a few beers there, the bar chick told us that she will have to breath test both me and my mate or she wouldnt serve us more grogs...
we werent acting like complete drunken knobs at all, (but we were pretty tanked, and had been drinking all night from the previous arvo) so we agreed to take the test for a laugh. We both blew 0.55; haha, fkn alcos!
i'm still paying for it today though not happy :| fkn hate hangovers

*&^$#%^&*(

Old 11 Aug 2008, 10:00am#23
NeeTz
ITM Contributor

seriously what gives them the right to do that ?? wtf

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Old 11 Aug 2008, 11:04am#24
justbustinloose
Registered User

i can understand refusing entry if someone is paro but honestly do they need a breatho to make the call? its pretty obvious when someones had enough. if i was asked to blow id just leave.

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Old 11 Aug 2008, 11:19am#25
Xpose
huh?

.55 = death i thought


Old 11 Aug 2008, 5:45pm#26
Supermarket
audio-visual immersion

a mandatory dexterity test could be a lot more fun... or maybe a limbo pole... the later it gets, the lower the door frame...

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Old 11 Aug 2008, 7:46pm#27
James Corbett
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lol yeah they should make these things fun, and they could have a box with a random item inside that will either bite you, cut you or burn you, and if you don't feel the pain, then clearly you're too drunk... LOL :lol:

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Old 12 Aug 2008, 8:42pm#28
Snotbag
Registered User
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xpose
.55 = death i thought

not sure. but i doubt those wall mounted breatho machines in the pubs are accurate anyhow

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Old 12 Aug 2008, 9:22pm#29
hbomb203
ITM Contributor

i think at .4 they're not surprised if you die...

as for the rest of the argument... seems like giving them an authority they already have. everywhere already says they reserve the right to refuse entry.

why would they need to breath test you when they've already got the old 'come back with some girls' line?

Old 13 Aug 2008, 4:59pm#30
qazzymoto
Registered User

hell, if a bouncer asked me to be tested - I'd fuckin kick him in the bollocks and stomp his sorry head

Old 13 Aug 2008, 5:29pm#31
Balthazar B
Saturday Night Palsy
Quote:
Originally Posted by qazzymoto
hell, if a bouncer asked me to be tested - I'd fuckin kick him in the bollocks and stomp his sorry head

We should hook up.
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Old 13 Aug 2008, 6:09pm#32
NeeTz
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Balthazar B
We should hook up.

LOL :lol:

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Old 13 Aug 2008, 6:25pm#33
Supermarket
audio-visual immersion

I'd feel a lot more secure if I had a blood test, my retinae scanned and my fingerprints taken everywhere I went.

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Old 14 Aug 2008, 2:44pm#34
Thebestwannabe
DJ JustGeorge

so it wouldnt be ok to go into a venue paro and not have another drink

but it would be ok to go into the same venue sober and then get as paro as the previous example

so really, what we're doing here is filtering out the people that the venue cant legally make money from

clever

Old 14 Aug 2008, 9:17pm#35
James Corbett
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indeed Chinstroker :stroke:

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Old 15 Aug 2008, 12:17am#36
Thebestwannabe
DJ JustGeorge

well, given the checks and balances already available to venue staff (exclusion by bouncers based on suitability to enter venues by bouncers; suitability for remaining inside a venue by circulating bouncers; ejection or non service as per opinions of alcohol service aware bar staff) why then must we have an arbitrary exclusion mechanism (breathalysation) by bouncers? particularly in light of the fact that breathalysers are for the most part unreliable because of technological limitation (they arent always accurate) as well as the fact that breathalyser readings are affected by previous recent alcohol ingestion, which may be legal (ie if you have a shot of liquor in the preceding 20 minutes at your home, in your car, on the street, or in an adjacent nightspot, breath alcohol testing is rendered innaccurate because of mouth cavity absorption ie it soaks into your tissues and wafts out slowly, giving innaccurately high readings, neccessitating a 20 minute waiting period between alcohol ingestion and breathalysation)

based on this data, this move must be rejected.

i feel that if accepted, such moves would unfairly exclude legitimate users of alcohol; immorally exclude patrons of nightspots motivated by their potential to derive profit; promote exclusion of inebriated, frustrated, and therefore potentiall violent customers (who would not be violent without said frustration resulting from legitimate unfairness) and altogether, create an unneccessary situation that does not benefit nightclub dynamics, and indeed society as a whole.

whoever came up with this stuff should have the shit slapped out of them for sheer idiocy

Old 15 Aug 2008, 10:09am#37
Balthazar B
Saturday Night Palsy

Who's got the pills ?

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Old 15 Aug 2008, 12:36pm#38
smorchika
Registered User
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Corbett
lol yeah they should make these things fun, and they could have a box with a random item inside that will either bite you, cut you or burn you, and if you don't feel the pain, then clearly you're too drunk... LOL :lol:
excellent idea james
LOL :lol: LOL :lol:
Old 15 Aug 2008, 12:39pm#39
Xpose
huh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by smorchika
excellent idea james
LOL :lol: LOL :lol:

I would also like to see this done to peopel chewing their face off.

Old 15 Aug 2008, 5:47pm#40
hbomb203
ITM Contributor

nah, gurners would just try to hug the box and tell it what a great box it is.